"Oh woe is me", she bleated.

"I decided to quit reading it yesterday." She protested.

I think what we're witnessing here is a unique kind of psychosis, where the sufferer states the exact opposite of the truth. I think what she meant to say was "Oh shit, people can see that I've completely lost touch with reality and now even those 'close' to me can see that I visited this blog 24 TIMES IN ONE DAY!"

Immediately, the minions were alerted and gathered around to stave off an attack....that never came. The list of hits on this page from her computer is irrefutable; just a copy and paste job, and simply reflects a paranoia of biblical proportions.

I'm sure the 'lady' in question will be kept well informed by those poor misguided souls who continue to have the wool pulled over their eyes, just as I'm sure to see the continued comments of those who daren't even speak using their own name. I look forward to witnessing the depths of their illiteracy.

I once wrote of my opposition to these therapy-dependant times we seem to live in, but I have to admit I have changed my mind. 24 visits in 24 hours??? Go see your therapist more, woman. If they can't see you, get another. Get drugs...beg for them if you must - although I'm sure a quick look into your mind would be swiftly followed by a prescription for thorazine and the poor therapist's immediate need for a hot shower.

You, my dear, are a prime example of why some species eat their young.