Monday, October 02, 2006

Raging in Torrents

I now have conclusive evidence that most of the drivers of 4x4s fall into two categories, arrogant or stupid.

1st of October was downpour day here in the green-again county of Kent (motto: it's green 'cos it rains a lot dumb-ass!). The thunder has rumbled all day and the clouds have boiled across the sky, big and black with hints of grey and bruise. Now and again they shake like a dog and decant their contents.

This has resulted in the roads of the area having their own little brooks as gutters overflow, as well as pools and, I bet, the occasional Mead-like lake. It also means that people start to drive like retards.......Or park like retards.

Obviously, those shopping in M&S in Hemstead must be thrilled that a designated 4x4 parking area has opened up for them. It's painted bright red and has the word 'bus stop' written on it, but this does not stop them from filling it with eight 4x4s. It did stop the bus, obviously, and meant that anyone that was infirm or had a buggy or, you know, just wanted to keep dry had to walk into the road but sod it, all that matters is that the fat, sweating, ugly , fucking fucked up fuckers in their 4x4s get their raspberry pavlovas that much quicker. I hope they fucking choke on them.

They annoy me....does it show?

Obviously they're all driven by someone called Gomer who has a metal plate in his head and has been hit by lightening so often that his nick-name is 'Rod'.

This is a truth stumbled on late in life that is disappointing - the truth is that there are people who are just too stupid to be trusted with a car. genuinely, they do not have the mental ability to pilot the damn thing at 30 miles an hour, Christ knows what happens to them when they get onto the Motorway - actually I know, they sit in the middle lane drooling and thinking that an RV nor a trailer would make their lives complete.

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